my name is dixon
but you can call me dixon
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kansama:

weavemunchers:

i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

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pom-yaoihands:

jamesbong00420:

hotwing:

The best 2 minutes in Television history.

This is what the attacked meme is actually from y’all

THE GIRL AT THE END THO

fake-mermaid:

urban outfitters giving me the opportunity to finally become a real mermaid

slugitta:

i can’t breathe

peachified:

that moment of panic after you open frontview camera by accident

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jennifercheckmeout:

Why am I laughing so hard

dlubes:

halaalpussy:

addictly:

I CANT BREATHE

WUKH WUKH WUKH LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG ???!

now watch this

ink-and-roses:

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny