my name is dixon
but you can call me dixon
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arabbara:

arabbara:

THE QUALITY OF THE MUSIC IS AMAZING WITH MY NEW BEETS BY DRE!

YOU GUYS KNOW HOW LONG I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS JOKE?!

I BOUGHT THE SEEDS FOR THE BEETS IN APRIL!!!

idinamandela:

Was bored so I decided to have a sleepover with my friends.

prasejeebus:

arianacopyingmariah:

ari THROWING SHADE at mimi’s shoulder injury

Oh my GODDDDDDDDDDD

sluttyoliveoil:

if you don’t rotate your blades rapidly in order to create air circulation you’re not a true fan

zackisontumblr:

tigger did not care at all that i was there

princexposition:

when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready

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  • mom: can you do this chore for me?
  • me: *doesn't do it within 0.2 seconds*
  • mom: *does it for you*
  • mom: why can't you ever be responsible

dancersaurus:

things that are extremely difficult for me

  • making phone calls
  • talking to people 
  • asking employees questions at stores
  • making appointments
  • living

danganaddict:

c0nsulting-timel0rd:

totoislostinoz:

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

“What house?”

“Montague!”

“whAT HOUSE?”

“MONTAGUE”

“WHAT HOUSE?????”

“MONTAGUE!!”

“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”

The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.

That’s literally all we talked about in freshman English

WE WATCHED THIS IN SHAKESPEARE LAST YEAR AND THIS ONE GUY JUST YELLED “BRETHREN, THOU MUST PLACE THINE HEAD IN THE GAME” AND WE HAD TO WAIT A WEEK TO FUCKING CONTINUE IT BECAUSE WE KEPT CRACKING UP AND SINGING REWRITES OF THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SOUNDTRACK

of-leather-wings:

nevermore-he-said:

of-leather-wings:

Did I ever tell you guys that once my friend bought a hot chocolate but for some reason when she started drinking it she couldn’t get any of the hot chocolate so she started sucking on it really hard until a weird long furry thing came out so she opened it up and there was a giant huntsman spider on the inside of the lid 

are you Australian

yes

locktobre:

'why are you sitting in the dark' excuse you I've been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this

cumfufighting:

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type in 9

nice-wig-janis:

asking your hairdresser for a trim and they cut too much:
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pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT



Track: AAAH!
Artist: Finn the Human